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-Pack, The (1977) Killer pack of dogs terrorize holiday resort area starring Joe Don Baker, Richard O'Brian
-Panic Room (2002) Jodie Foster and kid trapped in their own“Panic Room” when Psycho's drop in
-Pariah (1998) aimless piece of neo nazi drivel. No denying its awfulness

-Pecker (1998) More madcap capers from Baltimore courtesy of John Waters starring Edward Furlong
-Perfect Blue (1997) Intriguing animated shocker from the Manga stable. Graphic, violent and fascinating
-Perfect Storm (2000) CGi heavy, fact based account of the "storm of the century" starring Clooney, Wahlberg
-Phone Booth (2003) "If you hang up, I will kill you" - no texactly what Colin Farrell wanted to hear!

-Phantasm (1978) Mind boggling, genre defying, insanity of a horror film starring Angus Scrimm, Michael Baldwin
-Pharmacien de Garde, Le (2003) Grisly tale of the "Green" serial killer bumping of polluting scumbags in style!
-Phone (2002) Hugely deriviative yet thoroughly enjoyable "Ring" inspired shocker from South Korea
-Pieces (1983) Dire Euro-trash slasher cum lurid whodunnit garbage - gory, predictable and very dull ineed

-Pink Flamingos (1972) Indescribable... defies classification... a riot! starring Divine, Edith Massey
-Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) Swashbuckling adventure fails to live up to promise
-Pitch Black (2000) Probably the most stylish and most enjoyable and scary sci fi horror thriller since Alien

-Plague Of The Zombies (1966) Classic Hammer horror, oozing atmosphere starring Jacqueline Pearce
-Planet Of The Apes (1967) Classic scifi drama... futuristic, nihilistic... apoclyptic! starring Charlton Heston

-Planet Of The Apes (2001) Burton's 'reimagining' of original sci-fi classic where Apes rule the planet.
-Plan 9 From Outer Space (1965) Prophetic and dark vision of an apocalyptic future starring Bela Lugosi
-Pledge, The (2001) Penn's impressive psychological cop drama starring a rejuvenated Nicholson.
-Poison (2001) Steamy and pretty dire Hand that Rocks the Cradle rip-off

-Polyester (1981) Watch Divine's suburbian utopia in awe inspiring Odour-Rama starring Divine, Tab Hunter

-Popcorn (1991) Homage to the golden age of horror/sci fi turkeys starring Tony Roberts. Jill Schoelen

-Prom Night (1980) Typical 80's Halloween clone... starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Leslie Nielsen, Casey Stevens
-Prophecy (1979) Monster movie carries underlying "heavy" ecological message directed by John Frankenheimer
-Psycho (1960) Arguably the greatest ever horror film starring Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Martin Balsam
-Psycho (1998) Needless pointless wasteful remake starring Anne Heche, Vince Vaughan, Julianne Moore
-Pulgasari (1985) Amazing North-Korean version of Godzilla.
-Pulse (Kairo) (2001) A mysterious website and a wave of suicides...very creepy oriental chiller
-Pumpkinhead (1987) Bereaved father resurrects monstrous Demon of Vengeance for justice
-Puppet Master (1989) Murderous puppets avenge their masters death starring Paul Le Mat

-Purple Rain (1984) Loose biopic of the Purple wonder... embarssingly awful film starring Prince, Apollonia
-Python 2 (2002) Dire CGI monster snake flick is as dull as can be...keep one finger on the Fast Forward button!

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