This text is from an historic speech delivered to the United Nations General Assembly in the early 80's which had translators gasping and clutching their dictionaries and phrasebooks to little effect:

"Now Sir in the end conclusion, I humbly submit that the dilemma for the resolution of the conscious outlook is the only remedy.

It is said that abhorrance for the learned in his infidelities and the inept in his devotions - our times are impatient of both and especially of the last. Let us not be pestered with assertions and half truths, with emotions and scuffle: In closing decades of the 20th Century these cannot conceivably solve any problem and indeed it is the source of positive danger to all mankind -- or words to that effect.

It declares that this community of interest, is interests makes or men otherwise differently interested parners in the great enterprise of replacing evil with good and good with better so as to achieve the best possible. It is proverb that to cut the cackles is never conducive to mankind also it is not humanitarian to be farrago of twisted facts. God save us from the sprangles of cataclysm and the scuttles of the ships be repaired expeditiously by this august body. It is said that one man's mickle is another's muckle."

- The Jam Sahab of Moro
United Nations General Assembly
1981